Friday, December 03, 2004

Jokes

Was just realising how serious my blog has become, so I thought I'd chuck in some funny stuff. But as usual, its interactive, so if you have any more jokes of this ilk, please post em up.

The standard format is "What do you call a guy who..."

Has a rabbit up his bum-Warren
With a shovel in his head-Doug
Without a shovel in his head-Douglas
Is in your pool with no arms and no legs-Bob
Is under your car-Jack
On your front door step-Matt
Lying in a pile of leaves-Russell

Or alternatively, a woman who...

Is standing in the middle of a tennis court-Annette
Has a steak on her head-Barbie
Has one leg shorter than the other-Eileen
A chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other-Irene

Any more out there...

9 comments:

B.C. said...

HA. Am I reading your old old old blogs? Yes. Irene? You are so racist Randle. Mum and Dad and I are sharpening our knives.
Chong from the Future.

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