Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Pithy Christian Sayings

Got this emailed to me the other day, a couple were OK, some were so lameo it was funny, others were beyond funny-a little bit scary. Now all I need is one of those church signs out the front of my house to put these little sayings on!

Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope .
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12 When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
21. He who angers you controls you.
22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Deary deary me...

19 comments:

Trav said...

hahaha i saw a church sign online: There's no stop drop and roll in hell.

I'm really dont think that church signs are really helping us

Anonymous said...

This stuff is so true the very last one is nonsense.

Jesus is the only way to eternity. He died on the cross

for your sins.God loves you love him back!

Anonymous said...

This stuff is so true the very last one is nonsense.

Jesus is the only way to eternity. He died on the cross

for your sins.God loves you love him back!

Anonymous said...

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

Anonymous said...

Thanks for some quality points there. I am kind of new to online , so I printed this off to put in my file, any better way to go about keeping track of it then printing?

Anonymous said...

I am the "Minister of Signs & Wonders" at my church, and have used several of these on our marque. Does anyone have a good pithy for the new year?

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