Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wife Joke

My insistence on repeating and now posting on the internet these jokes will probably not help me in the process of finding a wife, but ah well, such is life!

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "Youcan have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in theHoly Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

1 comment:

Mim said...

Here's a couple more to add to your collection and improve your chances!:S

An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, "I just did a silent fluff, what do you think I should do?"
He replies, " put a new battery in your hearing aid".

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother 'why is the bride dressed in white?'
'because white si the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.'
'So why is the groom wearing black?'