Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Just as bad

When you go to hug someone and they go to give you a kiss, and end up kissing your bearded neck!
Not as bad is when greeting a male and somebody goes for a different form of crazy handshake/hit the rock/secret society handshake to you, always results in confusion.

The worst of all is when meeting a guy for the first time and you stuff up your handshake, or he gives you a limp fish handshake. No good at all!

6 comments:

B.C. said...

Ha I never have that problem with my bearded neck! Wonder why.

Generally you can follow the form of a handshake though, unless it's really not appropriate at the time, and they try to pull something out of the ghetto. Then you greet them with a roundhouse kick to the face.

Limpfish is the worst, and I hate. Especially if they don't even look you in the eyes when they shake. It's terrible, or when you go to shake, and they are so weird with their handshakes that you get the limp end of their fingers. That's a bit weird too ha.

Estelle b. said...

I wish I had a bearded neck... might get kissed less. Just a thought.

Jono said...

If sombody tries to pull a secret society handshake on you, just do a more elaborate one in return. Then they will eb the ones feeling awkward, and you come out the victor. Yessss. Good idea.

Estelle b. said...

Jono you really know how to be the bigger man in these situations lol

Digger said...

Esky, don't try and pretend you don't have a bearded neck! You know ur going for the Moses look!

Estelle b. said...

Well you know what they say...

"my bearded neck brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, mine's better than yours!...'