Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Relationship awkwardness

I think everybody in the world should sit down and work out how they will greet and farewell each other. Yesterday I saw another female friend who i didn't know to kiss, hug, shake hands with or wave n smile awkwardly. Would be so much easier of there were set rules on these things!


Esky said...

Haha! Agreed!

B.C. said...

Haha, you just have to do something, and they'll follow. OR, meet them while naked. That will eliminate all future awkwardness. Except that they'll be expecting to see you naked again.

Anonymous said...

a simple shag can sometimes say more than words ever could

Jono said...

RULES = If you can confidently call them a frog, and not offend them, then you do whatever, and they will copy, and there will be no awkwardness.
If you cannot safely call them a frog, then you should wait until you can, before greeting them at all.
Yes, this works. I am the best at these things, yes. Yes, I am.

Digger said...

YEah this is true Chong, except when you go for a hug and they go for a kiss. Much more confusion entails!

Will not honour that with a response U.H.

Yeah, frogs. Aren't they funny.

B.C. said...

Ha Jono you are definately not best at these things. What if they were french! Then you'd be racist.
And specieist.

Anonymous said...

good points and the details are more precise than elsewhere, thanks.

- Norman